Vulgar Report

 What's up bro? I'm talking directly to you today? You good? Have Daeshawn call me to let me know you good! We got court coming up. I need the address and room number.  23rd 1pm right? Text me and let me know

 Being sick with a cold in the summer suck ass! I hate everything! Except my bed...

 Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you! & the IP address you rode in on!

 The mustier a person is... The angrier that person is. If you stink, then you probably mad.🤷🏾‍♂️

Idea for a boy band.... 5 young black men fresh out of jail.... New Kids Off The Block! 

 So on my way to work a guy is driving extremely slow in front of me. Once it's clear to go around I proceed to do that. We meet at a red light. He rolls his window down. I ask him if I can help him. He accused me of tailgating.  I tell him do the speed limit and he'll have no worries.  He says cuz niggas get smoked for that. I flip him off and drive off. He catches up to me. Tell me to be careful.  As he says careful.  His teeth fall out. And he drives off! I laughed....