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The vulgar report

 I was on Figueroa to pay my car note. I saw a midget hooker! WOW! I kinda want to pay her just to ask her all the questions running through my mind. I bet if I talk real nice to her, then she’ll tell me where the rest of the little people congregate. Maybe even tell me where they hide their pots of gold! I bet they all can lift 20 times their body weight!  I want to have a picnic and dress 20 of them up as ants. And just have them circle the picnic stealing food…🤷🏽‍♂️
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 You good? Need anything? What do I owe for storage?
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The Vulgar Report

 What's up bro? I'm talking directly to you today? You good? Have Daeshawn call me to let me know you good! We got court coming up. I need the address and room number.  23rd 1pm right? Text me and let me know
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 Being sick with a cold in the summer suck ass! I hate everything! Except my bed...
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 Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you! & the IP address you rode in on!
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 The mustier a person is... The angrier that person is. If you stink, then you probably mad.🤷🏾‍♂️
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Idea for a boy band.... 5 young black men fresh out of jail.... New Kids Off The Block! 
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