The vulgar report

 I was on Figueroa to pay my car note. I saw a midget hooker! WOW! I kinda want to pay her just to ask her all the questions running through my mind. I bet if I talk real nice to her, then she’ll tell me where the rest of the little people congregate. Maybe even tell me where they hide their pots of gold! I bet they all can lift 20 times their body weight! 

I want to have a picnic and dress 20 of them up as ants. And just have them circle the picnic stealing food…🤷🏽‍♂️

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